Writer of words, slayer of beasts, nelipot and nemophilist, kitchen witch and spontaneous troubadour, amateur botanist, reblogger of oddities.
I'm a folla back girl.

 

innocent-woodchip:

cc-videos:

vinegod:

when ppl point out ur bra straps by Mikaela Long

Person 1: [whispering] Psst. I can see your bra straps!

Person 2: Huh? [screaming] Oh my god!!

Person 1: [also screaming] They’re so so ugly!!

Person 2: What do I do??

Person 1 [high pitched screaming]

This is a masterpiece

glaceons:

Imagine this:

Being able to play Pokemon Go during Fall when it’s chilly and breezy. Wearing big hoodies and sipping some hot coffee.

Imagine being able to enjoy the outside for more than 10 minutes without actually dying in a pool of your own sweat.

NOTICE:

a-trex:

Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence

memeufacturing:

we always talk about the bees knees but what about the bee’s needs. have you ever thought about that ? No. because you only think about yourself

tiptoe39:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Im tearing up a lil bit

I wrote an essay on much the same topic. It was a totally new experience to see this movie. I never expected to walk out of there feeling like I’d been missing something my whole life, and when I did… well, I wondered how I’d gone 38 years without it.

This lady says it much better than I did.

huffylemon:
“glamborghini-mercy:
“ angel-of-death-2015:
“ powerliftingpinay:
“ xironslothx:
“ Yo, American Airlines made this black kid give up his first class seat because he was wearing shorts, but the white dude right behind me is wearing shorts....

huffylemon:

glamborghini-mercy:

angel-of-death-2015:

powerliftingpinay:

xironslothx:

Yo, American Airlines made this black kid give up his first class seat because he was wearing shorts, but the white dude right behind me is wearing shorts. There’s a bunch of empty first class seats and this kid paid to be here and they moved him. I have no social media presence so this shit won’t get seen. But spread this if you do because American Airlines should have to answer for this. It’s flight 5403.

@powerliftingpinay @smashcut @steviemcfly @americanairlinescenter

WOW JUST….EXCUSE ME?

Spread this shit like wildfire

Yo this is the same fucking airline that told a woman her outfit “wasn’t appropriate” for the flight. When you pay for air fare you’re not supposed to get dress coded like a fucking 11 year old. Don’t give these cunts any money.

What the fuck

micdotcom:

An HIV-positive Michigan woman took police to court and won 

Three years after being ticketed for not disclosing to an officer that she has HIV, Shalandra Jones just won her court case against the police. During the traffic stop Jones was under no legal obligation to reveal her HIV status to a law enforcement official. Jones will now walk away with a large settlement payout.

(Source: mic.com)

me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*

also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*